No no no, nothing came out of MY behind. But something came out of a canine's behind and landed on the bottom of my shoe. Yum.
Training at the San Jose branch of my company, and meeting everyone there for the first time. I wondered why the office smelled so weird... Then around noon I hear "Molly did you step in poo poo?" Check my foot... Yeaahhhh that's the unpleasant odor I thought was coming from everybody else except me. I then am free to be embarrassed out of my mind and cleaning up dog poop EVERYWHERE. We had a LMFAO "Party Rock Anthem" dance off first thing once we clocked in. Since I was proudly showing off my shuffle, I didn't realize what I was smearing all over the carpet.
I'm so good at first impressions. For your viewing pleasure... My favorite dancing music video of all time. Fast forward to 3:38. Fav!!
