WORST bacon EVER

I had an AWE-ful time at Hume Lake with the Junior Highers from Clayton Community Church. They are all amazing and words can't describe how much I will miss each of them.

BUT while I was there I had the absolute WORST bacon I've ever had in my life... Pictures don't even do it justice, and I would've taken it to a court of law! There was hardened bacon grease chilling on top of all the bacon. It was super fatty, and I had to scrape the cold grease off with my fingers. You can see on the edge of the plate where I wiped it off. That grease would be good... If my dad fried tacos in it... But come on, I know I'm gonna need some major artery cleaning in the next few years but help a sista out!

Funky Fresh

I had an genius idea today. I want a body pillow and a cover for it that looks like bacon. I could snuggle with bacon all night long!! That'd be so comfy, and maybe I'd get out of bed faster because I would be ready for breakfast! Sleeping with a giant piece of meat. Hmm I'd like another piece of meat in my bed. Holler!!! Sorry, I will try to keep this blog G rated.

I'm packing up to move back to Southern California and in the process have been coming across a TON of bacon memorabilia. None of it is really used, but it's good to have. Feeding the addiction. This isn't even all of it... I still have a 5x10 storage unit that I have been without for almost a year. I'm sure there is plenty more bacon hiding out ready to be found!

***I deeply apologize for the poor picture quality. My iPhone 3GS does not cut it... But fear not, I am buying myself the NEW iPad next week!! ***

These were all given to me as gifts. I appreciate everyone's thoughtfulness and can never get enough bacon air fresheners (I think I have two more in storage). Now whoever wants to get on that bacon body pillow, I will be forever grateful!